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gerbicide 

to murder a gerbil, particularly in kinky gay sex.
Now its too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt-Stephen Lynch
gerbicide by hesalive128 December 28, 2005
Words you can keep

Herbicide 

The slaying of people named Herb.
"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."
Herbicide by NiraMillson July 12, 2016

Geribide 

Pronounced: "Geh-REE-buh-deh"

An informal command requesting the disposal of something.

A corruption of "Get rid of it"
Wife: "Do you want this leftover hamburger?"

Hispanic husband: "No. Geribide."
Geribide by CorPoop December 27, 2011

gerbicitis 

A disease that slowly gerbifies the body
I suffer from gerbicitis
gerbicitis by Dewbie69 October 22, 2023

Globicide 

Globe-i-cide or Globe-uh-syde.
"Cide" is the Latin word for "killer" or "the act of killing".

1. To commit globicide, is to take out an entire planet/world/globe, rather than one person (homicide), or yourself (suicide).

2. The company at which Bob Oblong works in the show The Oblongs.
The War On Terror is going to result in globicide. The end.
Globicide by Mercedes Lease. December 9, 2008

Herbicide 

Herbicide is what your autocorrector understands when you type Genocide.
*texting*
"wyd?"
"just finished listening to East Jesus nowhere"
"Nice! What's the chorus?"
"A fire burns today, of blasphemy and herbicide.
DAMN AUTOCORRECT"

Herbicide 

Herbicide
her bi cide

Verb: To withdraw permanently from smoking marijuana, often cold turkey.

Noun: An unspecified incentive that inspires one to stop smoking weed.
Dude 1: Yo what happened to Nick? He looks noticeably more fresh and natty than ever

Dude 2: I heard he finally herbicided

Dude 1: Ah, that explains it.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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