georg washingmachine

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army

Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”

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George WashingMachine

He was the first and best washing machine of America

Are the clothes done in George WashingMachine?

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George Washingmachine was the first president of the washing machine club

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You want to be a George Washingmachine in the purge, not a fucking pussy

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The real name of the first president of the USA.

"hey it's George Washington!"
"no, it's George Washingmachine."

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The first president of the Demented States of America that was born inside of a washing machine.

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That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.

I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.

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