My favorite president is George Washingmachine
by SigmaSam2009 January 29, 2025
An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
by SigmaSam2009 February 15, 2025
When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.
by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025