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gentleman sausage 

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
gentleman sausage by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017
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Gentleman's sausage 

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.
"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

Gentleman's sausage 

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"
Gentleman's sausage by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

Gentelmans sausage 

A word for the male 'genitalia' more specifically the penis NOT the scrotum.
"man her head was on my "Gentelmans sausage"
Gentelmans sausage by Debew October 28, 2012

gentlemen sausage 

I want you to taste my gentlemen sausage.
gentlemen sausage by Shanuatwork October 17, 2018

Gentlemen's Sausage

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
Gentlemen's Sausage by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

Gentlemans sasuage 

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage
Gentlemans sasuage by fadnams October 11, 2019
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