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Genital Warts 

this is what people are talking about, when they say somebody has Percy, so beware of anyone who has this condition.
I wish I didn't have these genital warts
Genital Warts by I caught them August 1, 2008

Genital Warfare 

(Noun) When a person uses sexual behavior to create interpersonal leverage. Usually refering to the giving or withholding of sex to gain favor in a situation. Typical of women, but men are capable to use this tactic as well.

Can also be used to describe the tactics of overtly sexual behavior or dress in public places, used to influence the crowd.
1) Becky engaged in genital warfare to convince her boyfriend to be more commited to the relationship.

2) Damn that girl is engaging in genital warfare coming to a classy party dressed like that.
Genital Warfare by sanyamamike January 9, 2011

Genital Warts 

Something you should shout out at the most random, inane time possible for instant hilarity.
Teacher: The exam will last for 1 hour, does anyone have anything to say before we begin?

Random dude: Yeah, GENITAL WARTS!

genital wart 

A growth on the penis caused by the human papilloma virus. Generally associated with multiple male partners.
At the clinic in San Francisco, Ainty Bidness was told he had so many genital warts his penis would have to be amputated.
genital wart by MAGGALO July 24, 2004

genital warts 

A hard sort of lump/mound that lives within a man/womans southern region e.g penis
Amy: Shit man, did you hear bout Mike?
Alice: What?!
Amy: Sally went down on him and there were these huge genital warts, hiding in his pubes!
Alice: Shittttt!

genital wart 

A viral infection that causes your balls to get all lumpy and itchy(or neden if you're a female).
Player X swings from Yucca's balls so hard it's like Yucca has a genital wart.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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