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genie-ass 

the person everyone knows, that think that they are magically smart all of the sudden, especially in social situations when they are gossiping, humuliating in some form or other of someone else because they appear to be weak, or unknown(ususlly someone who they are jealous of or want to be like
last night (no name mentioned, they already know anyway) was being such a genie-ass! i couln't help but run away so i wouldn't laugh!
genie-ass by chonie pockets June 25, 2008
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The result of shoving a crack baby and Ms. Streisend up your ass, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. You will only get one wish. He will always include a homosexual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.
Tim asked the ass genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a homosexual made of a million dollars.
ass genie by Nipple Dick October 1, 2006

gene-asses 

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.
gene-asses by anita break November 30, 2011

genieass 

Someone who prescribes to be a genius on a topic of which he is short on knowledge. In other words, someone who has a magic lamp up his butt.
For instance someone you go to for help with a computer problem who gives you false or misleading information. Someone who wants to be a genius but actually is a genieass.
genieass by Mrkenworth July 13, 2012
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