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An existential being whose only purpose in life is to reproduce with oneself.
Hey man, get that hand off your dick, people will think you are geisexual.
geisexual by BigJoAnus July 10, 2017
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Biromantic Greysexual

This is someone who is romantically attracted to two or more genders but experience very little sexual attraction.
Gsexual describes someone who is sexually attracted to guacamole
This gsexual ass nigga got nothing but alvacados on his mind
gsexual by Akube18 June 20, 2019

Gregsexual 

A person who is only attracted to Greg/Gregory.

This can be either romantically, physically, emotionally, or sexually. Gregsexual people tend to be quick to tell anyone who is not Greg that they are not interested.

Most Gregsexuals will be in a relationship with Greg.
Lucas: Hey wanna go on a date?
Natalie: Sorry, I’m Gregsexual. I only like Greg.
Gregory: She’s with me dude.
Gregsexual by Nice day out, eh? September 7, 2019
A person typically a man in their twenties or thirties who is so in love with themselves that they would prefer to have sex with gym mirrors.
Chad is such a gymsexual
Gymsexual by Bigboi246 October 22, 2019

Geosexual 

Those that love having sex in a variety of location, especially outdoor environmentalists. Geosexuals are nature lovers enjoying outdoor adventure that includes fucking outdoors along streams, on beaches, in alpine meadows in forests, wide open prairies, hidden in swamp grass, on mountain tops, on the edge of a cliffs and/or while parachuting. Any site with a great with a spectacular view or totally hidden. Geosexuals also like doing it on maps.
I have had several lovers that were geosexuals, they loved doing it in outdoor locations. My best geosexual experiences were doing it on a cliff with our head hanging over the 300-hundred-foot drop to the sea and doing it in a meadow under a total solar eclipse.
Geosexual by GeoRaven November 23, 2021

greysexual 

a person who falls somewhere on the spectrum between allosexual (sexual) and asexual
At the greysexual convention, I met people who only experience sexual attraction very rarely, some who feel sexual attraction but no desire for a sexual relationship, and some people who experience a feeling somewhere in between platonic and sexual. It was a fun day!
greysexual by JustToBeQueer May 10, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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