Gleewank

The act of masturbating while watching Glee.

Person 1: How's it going dude?

Person 2: Pretty good, can't wait for my gleewank this evening!

or

Person 1: I can't believe you watch Glee dude, it's so unlike you!?

Person 2: Hey bro, you've not had a wank until you've had a gleewank.

by wrong 'un March 9, 2010

geewank

An attempt to combine gee and wank to form a more obscene expletive. Native to Dublin, Ireland.

This is a pile of geewank.
My face is on fire! Geewank!

by Donal January 7, 2005