A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.
(chinky accent)
* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
(chinky accent)
* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
by johnmagicson December 7, 2009
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by ud40 February 24, 2005
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I could tell that Steve was going geekshit on Stan, Samantha and Mike this morning in the office. He was lecturing them with those big and unfamiliar words. They had no idea what he was talking about, making them feel stupid. It was his subtle and oblique way of showing how unhappy he was working with them.
by Preston Pierce January 1, 2014
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