geasel
A person who devours dingleberries.
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geasel
A Geasel is a large superior breed of Australian hybred mammal specifically designed for breeding purposes. A cross between a Gerbal and a Weasel, it can survive large exposures to libation.
geselle
Geselle is a beautiful girl in her own way, an amazing singer, shes a latina but often gets mistaken for an asian, she has gorgeous hair, shes always smiling but have you seen thos wrists? Shes always a positive person but she can have bad days, she can brighten up someones day, shes a verry odd person with tasty intrest, shes religious and has alot of faith in god shes overall amazing.
Geselle
gesselle
Damn this is the most HOTTEST and classiest person in town. She can party up from 8 am to 2pm because there’s no such thing as sleep to her. She’s so beautiful and she’ll never fail in a fashion competition like, no one, and I mean NO ONE can side step this chick to the bottom. She’s a bit shy at first but she brings the party once she opens up to you. She may appear innocent to people at first but she is can soon be in a playboy model magazine in the future without anyone knowing.
She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.
Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.
She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.
Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.
gesselle by ~DADDYSGIRL~ January 19, 2020
Gensel
Gensel by ThatRandom January 7, 2013
Theodor Geisel
Theodor Geisel by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008
Gessel
Gessel by The cooolest kidd August 17, 2011
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