Geaslander 

A person born of Incestrial fornication, of whom cannot break the chains of incest only to practice incest often as an adult... often with his sister. Another common trait of a Geaslander is similar to a Karen... one who needs a manager right this minute or else. The final, and most important characteristic of a Geaslander is that he or she is famously terrible at Fantasy Football.

That poor Geaslander really never had a chance... probably Trump’s fault.

Geaslander by TheLeague2018 May 22, 2020

Geaslander 

Like a bird that sneaks into your crawlspace to build a nest and lay its eggs, the Geaslander moves his family into your crawlspace and raises his offspring in the dark, musty basement where they feel at home and safe from Trump.

Highlander was a great TV show but I have a Geaslander in my crawlspace that built a huge nest out of insulation.

Geaslander by The real Buc Nasty August 3, 2021

gaslanterning 

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. The classic example of gaslamping is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

Stop gaslanterning me

gaslanterning by ryaaaaaa9 October 5, 2023

Gearanderthal

Knuckle-dragger whose cranial activity is limited to motor-based stimulus.

That Gearanderthal
spent his kid’s college fund on his jacked-up truck and off-road toys.

Gearanderthal by Eguome March 22, 2026