Scout’s Gear 

Lubricant of choice and a gak towel.

Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.

By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.

At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.

Scout’s Gear by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020

Scout’s Gear 

Lubricant of choice and a gak towel.

Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.

By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.

At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.

Scout’s Gear by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020

Richard's gear 

The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.

Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.

Richard's gear by Kernowpete September 19, 2017

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear 

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Metal Gear Solid 2 

The best game ever. Well-recieved for its excellent plot and philosophical/cyberpunk themes such as censorship, memes, the problems with democracy, information control, and the nature of reality.

This time, the player character is Raiden, who wasn't well-recieved by American audiences, but is in fact an excellent character. Besides, he was a trained killer at age 6. Isn't that badass enough?

Metal Gear Solid 2 is the best game that humanity has to offer.

Metal Gear Solid 2 by Smithkakarot August 3, 2007

Metal Gear Solid 

Also MGS.

The latter half of the Metal Gear video game series published by Konami and produced by rockstar director Hideo Kojima. Includes Metal Gear Solid (PSOne, later remade and published on the Gamecube as Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes), Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (PS2, later rereleased with extra non-story missions on the PS2 and Xbox as Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance), and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (PS2).

The first MGS innovated a style of gameplay that would eventually lead to the explosion of the stealth genre (which would include well-noted titles such as Splinter Cell), which focused on avoiding enemies through stealth rather than engaging them in combat. MGS2 further developed the gameplay of its predecessor by adding new ways of navigating environments, as well as the ability to aim weapons in a first-person view.

All titles in the series are extremely story-heavy, and are notable for their graphic quality which is often years ahead of most other games, well-directed cutscenes, exceptional voice acting, and controversial postmodern concepts.

The series is generally regarded as one of the best ever produced in video gaming, and competes with efforts such as Ico as the most artistically relevent title to come out of the fledgeling genre.

Solid Snake > j00.

Metal Gear Solid by Danin April 9, 2004

Fifth Gear Slide

When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee

I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.

Fifth Gear Slide by korozion November 9, 2008