A word of illimitable meanings, collectively a noun, adjective, and verb all simultaneously. Not to be misconstrue as a simple amalgamation between the phrases "gooble" and "shank," it is a word that took every generation to erect and shall perpetuate to develop as a staple in our modern language, dominating all the other frivolous words in our communication and inspiring magnification in our verbal cognizance. Utilize this magnificent phrase to baffle your maladroit opponents, astonish your friends and background spectators as they gaze upon you from an incipient perspective, and impress even the most perspicacious people of your mastery of this word.
Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.
Intellectual: What a wonderful day to goobleshank!
Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD
1) the muscles that flex in the back of your head when you laugh.
2) uncontrollable laughter caused by a nice fatty boombatty blunt.
(guy 1): yo man i'm feelin it.
(guy 2): yo man... me too.
(guy 1): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA.
(guy 2): yo this nigga guy 1 got the ganoobies.
Origin - Hobo sign reading "HELP GODBLESS" which had a misshapen D. The sign clearly read "HELP GOOBLESS"
Goobles are the homeless people (hobos) that stand around at intersections asking for money. Often times they carry a card-board sign and a backpack with their lives inside.
Goobles live in the woods and come out during peak traffic to take your money.
"Oh shit the goobles are at this light. Don't make eye contact or they'll take your money!"
1. Dig up the most minute details possible in the most obscure place.
2. Having the ability to recall that there may have been a post somewhere about this, THEN spending a week finding it.
also see: googler
1. The sperm of the fruit fly called Drosophila bifurca measures some two inches in length.
2. I see you had a post in this thread back in 1992, something about you and Al Gore inventing the modern internet
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!