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Goobleshank

A word of illimitable meanings, collectively a noun, adjective, and verb all simultaneously. Not to be misconstrue as a simple amalgamation between the phrases "gooble" and "shank," it is a word that took every generation to erect and shall perpetuate to develop as a staple in our modern language, dominating all the other frivolous words in our communication and inspiring magnification in our verbal cognizance. Utilize this magnificent phrase to baffle your maladroit opponents, astonish your friends and background spectators as they gaze upon you from an incipient perspective, and impress even the most perspicacious people of your mastery of this word.

Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.
Intellectual: What a wonderful day to goobleshank!

Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD

Intellectual: I shall now goobleshank you

Dripster: N҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉B҉E҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉G҉O҉O҉B҉L҉E҉S҉H҉A҉N҉K҉E҉D҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉S҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉
Goobleshank by hugh j ness February 13, 2023
1) the muscles that flex in the back of your head when you laugh.
2) uncontrollable laughter caused by a nice fatty boombatty blunt.
(guy 1): yo man i'm feelin it.
(guy 2): yo man... me too.
(guy 1): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA.
(guy 2): yo this nigga guy 1 got the ganoobies.
ganoobies by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003

Gazoobie 

a word that's just plane amazingcan stand for anything
dude I like could totally do an Olly off that Gazoobie.
Gazoobie by [teambadguy1] March 8, 2009

goobleschnarf 

A terd that dangles after the primary wipe.
man youir such a lil goobleschnarf
goobleschnarf by mikketo January 3, 2004
Origin - Hobo sign reading "HELP GODBLESS" which had a misshapen D. The sign clearly read "HELP GOOBLESS"

Goobles are the homeless people (hobos) that stand around at intersections asking for money. Often times they carry a card-board sign and a backpack with their lives inside.

Goobles live in the woods and come out during peak traffic to take your money.
"Oh shit the goobles are at this light. Don't make eye contact or they'll take your money!"
Goobles by ZackP March 16, 2008

gazoogle 

1. Dig up the most minute details possible in the most obscure place.
2. Having the ability to recall that there may have been a post somewhere about this, THEN spending a week finding it.

also see: googler
1. The sperm of the fruit fly called Drosophila bifurca measures some two inches in length.
2. I see you had a post in this thread back in 1992, something about you and Al Gore inventing the modern internet

Term initially coined by Setzer Gambiani -
gazoogle by mtbmed October 27, 2004
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