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My goodness! I think I just stepped in a gazilla of elephant dung!
Gazilla by BlackrocksBud May 13, 2016
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Remi Gaillard

Rémi Gaillard (born 7 February 1975 in Montpellier, France) is a French prankster. He gained attention in the French media after performing a well-documented series of pranks, including a famous appearance disguised as a Lorient football player in the 2002 Coupe de France final match where he took part in the celebrations and even greeted by the then president of France Jacques Chirac. Gaillard has appeared in several sport events, TV game shows and political rallies, normally breaking the security measures easily.

He also has several videos displaying his football skills. In these videos he goes around the city doing tricks and making difficult shots, some just for the comical aspect.

Gaillard's motto is "C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui" in translation: "It's by doing whatever that one becomes whoever."
REMI GAILLARD IS THE FUNNIEST CLOWN ON YOUTUBE!
Remi Gaillard by asadoon October 26, 2009

Brive la Gaillarde

Brive-la-Gaillarde is a commune of France. It is by far the most awesome city in Europe!
People call it "The French NYC" !
Oh! That city is such a Brive la Gaillarde!!
Brive la Gaillarde by tomato19 December 12, 2010

Gazillion Dollar Bet

One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.

Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.

In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.

Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.

In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.

Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
Gazillion Dollar Bet by Husuf March 26, 2010

gazillion 

Man, if only I had like, a gazillion dollars!
gazillion by AshuraZro January 25, 2005

Gayzilla 

extraordinarily large and aggressively homosexual male with hideous facial characteristics; typically olfactorily offensive.
Gayzilla is also known by other nicknames such as Boomer, or other misleading macho labels. Scary beyond proctology.
Gayzilla by 95th Dave April 28, 2008