Gavturd

Loser that nobody likes, sack of trash, turdle 🐢 no sweg

Nobody wants to be Gavturd because he is a loser.

by Hellomellowyellowfellow January 10, 2015

Gayturds

Proper way to refer to the Florida Gators football team.

"The Gayturds lost again, they are such a shit team."

by TehBruce October 12, 2019

Gatturday

is a Saturday that soley revolves around drinking alcohol Gatt

oh look its Gatturday, time for a drink.

get your gatt on, its gatturday.

im so drunk right now, thankfully its gatturday

This one Gatturday was off the chain, i was mad crazy drunk yawl.

Gatturday was so messy, it turned into Gattday.

by RafeNP10 September 15, 2011

gayturd

Like gaytard only the person is a turd instead of a retard.

"I can't believe that guy in a chicken suit was on American Idol last night,"

"Ya, he's a total gayturd."

by me, of course February 3, 2008

Gasturd

A small turd lingering within a huge fart. You don't know it is there. When you let it fly a gasturd can be propelled at a rate speed beyond that in which a bullet exits a gun.
When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the Splash Zone at the Shamu show.

A gasturd has the greatest 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man.

A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.

"Wholly shit, what was that. I thought it was only a fart, but it was a gasturd. It shattered the toiletbowl and I am soaked."

by Alex Cuntz February 4, 2010

Gasturd

A turd propelled at a high rate of speed from your butthole by a fart.

"I shot out a gasturd and it made the pee-water splash all up on my butthole."

by Fingers of Ray February 1, 2010

gavturla

Weird/ugly people.

“Look over there” a rare sighting of a group of gavturla.

by Billy bob jo belle November 24, 2023