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Loser that nobody likes, sack of trash, turdle 🐢 no sweg
Nobody wants to be Gavturd because he is a loser.
Gavturd by Hellomellowyellowfellow January 10, 2015
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Gayturds 

Proper way to refer to the Florida Gators football team.
"The Gayturds lost again, they are such a shit team."
Gayturds by TehBruce October 12, 2019
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Gatturday 

is a Saturday that soley revolves around drinking alcohol Gatt
oh look its Gatturday, time for a drink.

get your gatt on, its gatturday.

im so drunk right now, thankfully its gatturday

This one Gatturday was off the chain, i was mad crazy drunk yawl.

Gatturday was so messy, it turned into Gattday.
Gatturday by RafeNP10 September 15, 2011
Like gaytard only the person is a turd instead of a retard.
"I can't believe that guy in a chicken suit was on American Idol last night,"

"Ya, he's a total gayturd."

gayturd by me, of course February 3, 2008
A small turd lingering within a huge fart. You don't know it is there. When you let it fly a gasturd can be propelled at a rate speed beyond that in which a bullet exits a gun.
When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the Splash Zone at the Shamu show.

A gasturd has the greatest 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man.

A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
"Wholly shit, what was that. I thought it was only a fart, but it was a gasturd. It shattered the toiletbowl and I am soaked."
Gasturd by Alex Cuntz February 4, 2010
A turd propelled at a high rate of speed from your butthole by a fart.
"I shot out a gasturd and it made the pee-water splash all up on my butthole."
Gasturd by Fingers of Ray February 1, 2010

gavturla 

“Look over there” a rare sighting of a group of gavturla.
gavturla by Billy bob jo belle November 24, 2023
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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