Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

garblowski 

(n) the act of giving anally erupting upon someone's face whilst they attempt a rim job.

(n proper) the name of one Robert Garceau, founder of the orginal garblowski.
Steve: "I heard you hooked up with Carly last night?!"

Robert: "Yeah Bro, I totally gave her a garblowski last night, it was the tits."

Steve: "Dude I saw her today, no wonder why her face smelled like shit."
garblowski by 3711Lab April 29, 2012
Related Words

gayclowning 

Verb. The act of inserting a balloon animal inside the anus of someone of the same sex as you while at the same time inserting your red colored genitals into their mouth.
Steve and I were gayclowning last night when the balloon doggie exploded in his anus after I climaxed in his mouth.
gayclowning by Alain M. April 2, 2008

gayclown 

A gayclown is the act of a man receiving a blowjob from another man and while in the act the receiver alternately punches his partner in the nose forcing him away.The receiver then pulls him quickly back. This in turn imitates a bozo the clown punching bag, with the wobbling and a big red nose.
Jene had to take time off from work because Phil broke Jene`s nose performing the gayclown
gayclown by Poopy Mcneckbeard April 20, 2014
A combination of the words Gay and rainbow. Describes the rainbow widely used in gay pride celebrations, on cars with gay owners and on flags waving outside of a gay home. The gaybow is commonly straight versus the more curved rainbow shape.
Woman 1: What a pretty rainbow flag our neighbor is putting up.
Woman 2: Girl, that ain't no rainbow flag, that's a Gaybow flag!
gaybow by Tamio July 2, 2008
An object possessing unbelievable amounts of brightness. (usually worn)
My GayGlow hat scares me a little when I look in the mirror... I wear massive amounts of GayGlow material while jogging at night.... I really enjoy highlighting...
GayGlow by Aglueck July 17, 2011
gayblobs is my Mutual and they‘re very cool and I love the discord server they created, I love the very much and btw if you see this I’m apie
Do you know gayblobs?

Yes, they‘re my mutual!
gayblobs by Apie hehe March 24, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next