garblowski 

(n) the act of giving anally erupting upon someone's face whilst they attempt a rim job.

(n proper) the name of one Robert Garceau, founder of the orginal garblowski.

Steve: "I heard you hooked up with Carly last night?!"

Robert: "Yeah Bro, I totally gave her a garblowski last night, it was the tits."

Steve: "Dude I saw her today, no wonder why her face smelled like shit."

garblowski by 3711Lab April 29, 2012

Grabowski 

Regional to Chicagoland, references the large ethnic Polish-American population, usually blue collar and first generation born. Not often used as an insult, but usually out of affection and ethnic differentiation, as Chicago is both a large melting pot, as well as home to the largest Polish population outside of Warsaw. A more derogatory term is Pollock.

Most well known stereotype exhibiting a Grabowski is the Saturday Night Live skit, "Da Superfans," which makes fun of the Chicago accent, love of "Da Bears," "Da Coach," "Ditka" and love of Maxwell Street Polish Sausage, all of which a proper Grabowski is known to love.

Possible etymology might reference Jim Grabowski, the star running back who played at Taft High school on the Northwest side of Chicago, then starred as running back at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. He played professionally for the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears in his final season, from 1966-1971. He then went on as a radio color analyst for the Illini, until the 2007 season. It is unlikely he had the accent on radio.

Oh man, last night, I went to this party on the Northwest side, and there were just tons of Grabowskis. Fun times.

Grabowski by MistahMeätface November 21, 2009

Gawlowski 

1. A gawlowski is most likely someone who is straight edge that hangs out and takes care of a bunch of alcoholics or stoners.

Thank God there was a gawlowski at the party last night to let us know that the pigs were coming.

Gawlowski by UAD January 3, 2010

Grabowski 

A Texas Hold-em poker hand of 2 face down starting cards consisting of a King and a Three.

Marc went all-in with the Grabowski.

Grabowski by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

cameron grabowski 

100% light weight.

yo cameron grabowski had 2 shots yesterday and was falling off the walls!!!

cameron grabowski by joejoejoemamamamammama November 2, 2019

Grabowski Special 

Snorting four lines of fake cocaine laced with meth and a topical anesthetic.

"Dude you were so fucked up last night." "Yeah after that Grabowski Special I was done"

Grabowski Special by Dongdabber69 March 23, 2017

grabowski 

a hott girl with a nice bod and likes to shizzle guys' nizzles

The Grabowski loves long walks on beaches and hott guys.

grabowski by Urlover November 13, 2003