Gay Vampire aka Playboi Carti, THE BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU SAY NO, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.
I asked if i could perform a Gay VampireChopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.
A gayvampire refers to a vampire from the popular Shonen anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name
person 1: dude you act a like a gayvampire person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'