A physiologically heterosexual female who wishes she'd been born a boy. She feels alienated by the social standards of gender roles. She may be a crossdresser or consider herself transgendered, but she is probably not transsexual. Her ideal would be to be able to be her masculine self in a relationship with a biological male. If she is open about this, she may be ridiculed by both the gay and straight communities.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand