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Gavin Nicol
A word that can be used to describeribe a human that is salty which descends from the great Gavin Nicol of Scotland who was so salty he accidentally overdosed whilst giving his sister a pounding as they shared their weekly bath together
That guy was do salty and so incest he is making me depressed I want to have a bath with the toaster aka I wanted to commit a Gavin Nicol
Gavin Nicol by Timmy mcsploodge November 15, 2016
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Gavin Newsome
A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
Gavin Newsome by Useful farmer November 22, 2021
Gavin Free
A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
Gavin Free by #DanTheMan February 23, 2013
Gavin Farris
A TOTAL SHIT HEADDDDD!!!! He will talk to you make you feel special then throw you in the garbage just like what he did to the 500 girls he was talking to while he was talking to you,talk about a man-hoe. DO NOT get into a relationship or give ur Snapchat to this guy he will literally rip you to shreads,and let’s not forget he thinks he is the shit well let me tell you he definitely isn’t the shit. Stay away from gavin Farris’s there bad news.
Person1 “gavin Farris is gay”
Person2 “no he has hoes”
Person1 “ he sucked branden’s dick wym”
Person2 “oh damn never mind”
Person2 “no he has hoes”
Person1 “ he sucked branden’s dick wym”
Person2 “oh damn never mind”
Gavin Farris by Yeeyee12345678910 December 10, 2018
Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom by JFK35 December 16, 2020
Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom by JFK35 December 16, 2020
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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