A SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA WHO HAS A UNLIMITED SIZE COCK AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSSSSSSS IS ATTRACTIVE AND IF U SEE A BRANDEN MAKE SURE TO KEEP HIM CLOSE AND LOVE HIM SOOOOOOO MUCH. WOMEN FIND A BRANDEN ATTRACTIVE AND WANT TO GET INTO A BRANDENS PANTS.
by qwedfgbnm,kloiuytfgbnm February 27, 2021
Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019
Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.
Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
by Knuckles&Knuckles October 13, 2018
Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.
"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"
by The Master Branden December 26, 2009
very funny,good friend,good boyfriend whoever has the name Branden is unique in a lot of ways he is very good with the girls he’ll be there when they need him and the one girl he really likes you might have a future with
by love whisper April 25, 2019
Brandens, (usually males), are very funny, and smart! They may seem quiet in public, but are really outgoing when they're with their friends. Brandens are normally very tall, with long legs. They're normally very cute and attractive! Brandens normally have curly hair, and are very skinny. They enjoy being awesome all day, everyday. Brandens are always there for their friends, and always will be. They make great boyfriends, and treat any girl well. They're very kind, funny, talented, and sweet. If you know a Branden, keep him in your life!
"Branden, You're so awesome!"
"Damn, Branden is cool!"
"Ooooh, What's HIS name? He's CUTEEE!"
"That would be Branden."
"Damn, Branden is cool!"
"Ooooh, What's HIS name? He's CUTEEE!"
"That would be Branden."
by xAllYSAURx January 08, 2012
a guy who is fucking awesome. who says whaaaaaaa like a pimp. is pefect in every way,hair and all. respective to the ladies. doesnt like younger women. drinks beer like a champ/ mans man. likes to get into iegall activity. aggressive only wen intoxicated. makes you smile.
by xxxtinaaaa099 September 12, 2006