gavenda

The act of rubbing your santorum covered penis on your gay lovers forehead

after his lover proformed a gavenda on him, the mans face was covered with a frothy, slimmy substance

by V_TwinMadMan May 2, 2012

Gajendar

He is a really helpful and sweet guy. He has a good personality. He is intelligent and would help you with studies. Likely to be influence.

Girl 1: I met such an amazing person yesterday.
Girl 2: Wait am I thinking..
Girl 1: Yeah the most helpful.. Gajendar!!

by Pagal September 26, 2021

Gagenda

The secret belief that all homosexuals have a plan to manipulate straight people by "turning" them gay.

"Steve is totally trying to use the Gagenda to convert Mike."

by Pollx March 18, 2011

Gaenda

In Indian it means an hippopotamus

Usually used as slang to call fat kids

Ayyy look at that gaenda hamza he can eat the bloody Eiffel Tower

by DevG27 April 26, 2019

gavendoesron

a rise of nations youtuber that made the famous video "ron pro vs bm sac" which accumulated about 150K views.

wow, gavendoesron posted rise of nations pro vs 3 retards!

by gabedoron April 17, 2023

gagenda

A list of items to be discussed or accomplished, frequently in a meeting, which cause at least some participants to feel nauseated or to gag at the very thought of discussing them.

" I couldn't figure out why XYZ Corp wanted to visit us, but now that I've seen the gagenda they sent I can't decide whether to call in sick and get all the action items dumped on me in absentia, or suffer through it and try to pawn this stuff off on someone else."

by laardvark January 12, 2010

Galendar

As most men have a hard time remembering the shared calendar of his and his girlfriend/wife's, the "Galendar" has the last say in "if" you can attend an event.

I'd love to be in your all-day beer pong tournament on Saturday, but I've got to check the galendar first.

by Forgetful Dude July 26, 2011