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The act of rubbing your santorum covered penis on your gay lovers forehead
after his lover proformed a gavenda on him, the mans face was covered with a frothy, slimmy substance
gavenda by V_TwinMadMan May 2, 2012
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Gajendar 

He is a really helpful and sweet guy. He has a good personality. He is intelligent and would help you with studies. Likely to be influence.
Girl 1: I met such an amazing person yesterday.
Girl 2: Wait am I thinking..
Girl 1: Yeah the most helpful.. Gajendar!!
Gajendar by Pagal September 26, 2021
The secret belief that all homosexuals have a plan to manipulate straight people by "turning" them gay.
"Steve is totally trying to use the Gagenda to convert Mike."
Gagenda by Pollx March 18, 2011
In Indian it means an hippopotamus

Usually used as slang to call fat kids
Ayyy look at that gaenda hamza he can eat the bloody Eiffel Tower
Gaenda by DevG27 April 26, 2019

gavendoesron

a rise of nations youtuber that made the famous video "ron pro vs bm sac" which accumulated about 150K views.
wow, gavendoesron posted rise of nations pro vs 3 retards!
gavendoesron by gabedoron April 17, 2023
A list of items to be discussed or accomplished, frequently in a meeting, which cause at least some participants to feel nauseated or to gag at the very thought of discussing them.
" I couldn't figure out why XYZ Corp wanted to visit us, but now that I've seen the gagenda they sent I can't decide whether to call in sick and get all the action items dumped on me in absentia, or suffer through it and try to pawn this stuff off on someone else."
gagenda by laardvark January 12, 2010

Galendar 

As most men have a hard time remembering the shared calendar of his and his girlfriend/wife's, the "Galendar" has the last say in "if" you can attend an event.
I'd love to be in your all-day beer pong tournament on Saturday, but I've got to check the galendar first.
Galendar by Forgetful Dude July 26, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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