You mean you're going to beat up your sister because some random people liked your facebook page and asked you to do it? That sounds like the gayziest fight.
A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) displaying the following symptoms; headache, stiffness in the neck, body aches, and sore throat. Subsequently, the dick will fall off as a result of this disease. Named after it's creator and first victim, Jonathan Garza.
-Whats wrong man?
-"I dont know bro, I woke up this morning with no memory of the night before. I have a headache, my neck is stiff, my body aches, and I have the worse sore throat! I went to take a piss and my dick seems to be drying up as if it were about to fall off!"
Oh fuck dude, sounds like you have contracted the Garzles.