You mean you're going to beat up your sister because some random people liked your facebook page and asked you to do it? That sounds like the gayziest fight.
A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) displaying the following symptoms; headache, stiffness in the neck, body aches, and sore throat. Subsequently, the dick will fall off as a result of this disease. Named after it's creator and first victim, Jonathan Garza.
-"I dont know bro, I woke up this morning with no memory of the night before. I have a headache, my neck is stiff, my body aches, and I have the worse sore throat! I went to take a piss and my dick seems to be drying up as if it were about to fall off!"
Oh fuck dude, sounds like you have contracted the Garzles.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.