Garzles

A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) displaying the following symptoms; headache, stiffness in the neck, body aches, and sore throat. Subsequently, the dick will fall off as a result of this disease. Named after it's creator and first victim, Jonathan Garza.

-Whats wrong man?

-"I dont know bro, I woke up this morning with no memory of the night before. I have a headache, my neck is stiff, my body aches, and I have the worse sore throat! I went to take a piss and my dick seems to be drying up as if it were about to fall off!"

Oh fuck dude, sounds like you have contracted the Garzles.

Garzles by Dr. Jon Agha June 7, 2011

Garglesnarf 

Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.

"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."

Garglesnarf by garglesnarf October 15, 2009

Lady Gargles 

terrible singer (real name Lady Gaga)

No fashion sense
Freak

No one likes her

"have you heard that new lady gaga song?"

"whos lady gaga???"

"oh wait... Lady Gargles..."
"Oh yeah, that piece of shit"

Lady Gargles by kookles macphee August 1, 2009

gargleschmuck 

The act of having a full wheel of guda chesse shoved into your anus then recieving anal penetration from a black man after the cheese melts. This results in a mixture of blood, guda cheese, and semen.

Icepick gargleschmucked my ass last night.

gargleschmuck by Fabian Trondel January 8, 2008

Garblesnorting 

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

Garblesnorting by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011

*Gargles Blood*

the sound you make when your gargling blood

Oh my God ive been shoot *Gargles Blood*

*Gargles Blood* by real_mota August 24, 2021

re-fucking-gardless 

That means No Matter-Fucking-What.

*You Nigger! You pinched my fucking weed!
-No, I didn't! You don't know what you're talking about.
*No, that means no weed for you! Re-fucking-gardless!
-You fucking nigger lover...

re-fucking-gardless by Whore to the Hey! May 23, 2007