A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) displaying the following symptoms; headache, stiffness in the neck, body aches, and sore throat. Subsequently, the dick will fall off as a result of this disease. Named after it's creator and first victim, Jonathan Garza.
-Whats wrong man?
-"I dont know bro, I woke up this morning with no memory of the night before. I have a headache, my neck is stiff, my body aches, and I have the worse sore throat! I went to take a piss and my dick seems to be drying up as if it were about to fall off!"
Oh fuck dude, sounds like you have contracted the Garzles.
-"I dont know bro, I woke up this morning with no memory of the night before. I have a headache, my neck is stiff, my body aches, and I have the worse sore throat! I went to take a piss and my dick seems to be drying up as if it were about to fall off!"
Oh fuck dude, sounds like you have contracted the Garzles.
by Dr. Jon Agha June 7, 2011
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When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)
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