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Like grr, "garvald" can be said in times of great stress and/or annoyance. Can also be spelled "garrvald", "garvaald", or "garrvaald".
Garvald! I lost the game again!
garvald by metstotop333 September 12, 2008
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Agatha of Gavaldon 

The main character in the School for Good and Evil series. She first apperas to be living in a graveyard with her mother and naked cat. What more could one ask for? Recent sources have discovered that plenty people are, and I qoute 'simping for her'.
Person A: Agatha of Gavaldon eats fairies.
Person B: ... I seem to have forgotten my line.
Agatha of Gavaldon by bluefood February 27, 2021
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garald is the seal from finding dory
GARALD!!!!!
garald by i like garald chicken April 21, 2018

Garialdi 

Garialdis are a unique breed, probably less than 10 remaining in the world. They are characterized by their amazing sense of humor and appreciation for the arts. They are charismatic and undoubtedly handsome. They are also strong drinkers and great to have at parties. 🥳

Garialdis usually grace people who they come across with a big smile and an aura of hospitality. That being said, Garialdis are generous and empathetic. 🙏🏻😭

Not to be confused with “Garibaldi”, the name “Garialdi” is a symbol of rebellion to the norm because that’s who they are. Garialdis are a symbol of innovation and constant change. They are also not “bald”. 👴🏻❌
Lady: Omg I’ve met the best person in the world today he’s so charming and sweet
Friend: Sounds like you’ve met a Garialdi!
Garialdi by superidol November 22, 2021
A slang term for a bald person. Normally bearded, but all bald people can be included.
Woah, that dude is a total garbaldo!
Garbaldo by Theglizzersizzler January 16, 2026

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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