Garialdi 

Garialdis are a unique breed, probably less than 10 remaining in the world. They are characterized by their amazing sense of humor and appreciation for the arts. They are charismatic and undoubtedly handsome. They are also strong drinkers and great to have at parties. 🥳

Garialdis usually grace people who they come across with a big smile and an aura of hospitality. That being said, Garialdis are generous and empathetic. 🙏🏻😭

Not to be confused with “Garibaldi”, the name “Garialdi” is a symbol of rebellion to the norm because that’s who they are. Garialdis are a symbol of innovation and constant change. They are also not “bald”. 👴🏻❌

Lady: Omg I’ve met the best person in the world today he’s so charming and sweet…
Friend: Sounds like you’ve met a Garialdi!

Garialdi by superidol November 22, 2021

garibaldi

1. A lovely biscuit treat
2. A replacement for any word that you forget the name of
3. A replacement for words commonly associated with curses

get out of my room you garibaldi
where did i put my garibaldi
whats that garibaldi like program on...

garibaldi by Chav hacks March 16, 2008

garibaldi

n., 1) an unattractive or undesirable woman with whom one has a surprisingly energetic or satisfying sexual experience. Intended as complimentary; 2) also, the sexual experience itself. (After Giuseppe Garibaldi, Italian revolutionary and paramilitary leader who conquered Sicily and the defeated the Kingdom of Naples with only 1,000 ill-equipped troops. Also refers to n., "bald", poss. pertaining to a shaved female pubic region.)

Ethel is no hottie but she's a garibaldi in the sack.

What are you up to tonight, Bob? Trawling for a garibaldi at the club?

garibaldi by Amos the Puppyfucker July 11, 2010

Garibaldi biscuit 

When you go to use a public bathroom in Italy but the toilet is absolutely covered in excrement and urine, but you are absolutely bursting and you already had to pay to use the facilities.

Person 1: Damn, I really need to use the toilet.
Person 2: Hey, I think I see a porta potty over there.
Person 1: Urgh, it costs a euro, but I really need to go. (Person 1 inserts coin, door opens, Person 1 gagging) Oh my God, someone absolutely exploded in here.
Person 2: That's one Hell of a Garibaldi biscuit.

Garibaldi biscuit by GaribaldiBiscuit June 21, 2025