Garbaldo

A slang term for a bald person. Normally bearded, but all bald people can be included.

Woah, that dude is a total garbaldo!

Garbaldo by Theglizzersizzler January 16, 2026

Gabaldoned 

A verb used to dismiss fanfiction. Named in honor of the author, Diana Gabaldon, who blogged about her displeasure with fanfiction writers who “borrowed” her characters.

slashlvrnc17 left the fandom after her latest PWP story was gabaldoned.

My latest story on LJ was gabaldoned by some nasty readers, but I had the last word and deleted their comments.

Gabaldoned by srsgeek May 18, 2010

garbado 

garbage weak lame
mock italian

Dude you are GARBADO

garbado by Santiago Johnson May 4, 2008

Gabaldon 

"Gah-ball-dough-n"

-Having several other meanings the most common is Badass.

1. Holy shit, that John.... He is one GABALDON!
2. I'm a greaser, but in laymans terms... I guess you can call me a Gabaldon!

Gabaldon by Toh Kay May 8, 2011

garbalorb 

garbalorb usually means something that is garbage, terrible or totally ridiculous

Dude how did that kid kill me he shot me once in the chest thats garbalorb

garbalorb by SCENEyorr October 6, 2008

garbalogist 

someone that goes thru someone elses trash

i go out looking thru trash so .one day my husband gave it a fancy name garbalogist

garbalogist by biloxidar February 3, 2010

Garabaldosexual 

The sexual attraction to the Brazilian cartoon character “garabaldo”

I’m coming out to you as garabaldosexual

Garabaldosexual by Applewatchdeath May 2, 2021