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The word "Garried" is the term for two men getting married to each other.
Greg and Rusty got garried on 1/7/2012.
Garried by asandahl January 12, 2012
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Aussie word for being real high up on amphetamines (particularly MDMA). Those who are garried tend to the life of the party!
"Bro we were so garried last night!"
"Wow you're so garried HAHA"
"Oi do I look garried to you?"
Garried by pewpew1704 May 28, 2018

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital
Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday
getting garried by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014
A gay person who is married for the pretense of appearing straight
Mark is a garried man who has a good job but fears his position would be in jeopardy if it were revealed he was gay. He has married Lucy so the community thinks he is straight. Lucy is aware but loves the stature of her life.
Garried by Feeb October 30, 2012

Garlipedia 

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.
My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;
To be outrageously intoxicated to a point where the person no longer has control of there eyes, speech, angle of their body, but still retains the ability to be obnoxious and argumentative.
I was so f***ing Garried last night at the wedding
Garried by deadheadredhead July 15, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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