One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you
open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying,
biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly
love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.