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GARREAU :

THE ALL CONSUMING NODES OF THE MOON
a.k.a.
Rahu - Ketu -
(Garreau is a sum of both these 2 parts,
The moon's north(RAHU) & south(KETU) nodes, refered to separately as, rahu & ketu ... but together, they become, Garreau) & quite the force to be reckoned with🐊

-always 180 degrees apart, they are fictional points in space which bring a great(terrible) tanglible effect with likely negative consequences

The dragon's head is insatiable
Rahu alone is blind force of will, confusion & obession.

He has no stomach & only a mouth.

Darkness

Solar eclipse is caused by rahu swallowing the sun, for a short time, he is gone, casting darkness on earth...

Destruction.

Ketu :

( the Dragon's Tail)

Ketu is responsible for the lunar eclipses-
Ketu has no head.

He is only a stomach,
He mindlessly consumes the past & future things left over

in order to clear a way forward. Dissolving.
Used together, Garreau is one who asks, "Can you afford the priceless darkness - of your own mind?"
Garreau is the only answer you will ever need.

Breathe,

Darkness is for but a moment, but Garreau is for eternity!
garreau by Terriblebeautiful May 18, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
garneau. it’s a really odd looking school, looks like a rainbow prison. there’s different groups. the hockey boys, the popular group, the weird girls, the guys nobody talks to, and the normal people. nobody really mentions garneau at other schools like spk, st matts, bd, gisele and etc. bc it’s not something anyone talks about. everyone has a nicotine addiction and there’s only like four hot guys. they call it “garn barn” because it’s full of snakes. we also have two meme accounts based on garneau but let’s face it: the whole school is a meme
guy: what school do you go to?
girl: garneau, hbu
guy: what’s garneau ?
Garneau by Canadian244 April 12, 2019
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Marc garneau 

Possibly the most retarded school in the tdsb. Smells like shit, the washrooms r filled with unflushed shit, generally speaking the school is shit. Half the kids there don’t even go to school for the purpose of school they just go there to smoke in the field the entire day and wear fake Gucci to try and flex on absolutely no one because they don’t understand that no one gives a shit. It’s rlly funny acc.
“Bro wsup”
“Yo what school u at next year”
“The one that smells like weed and shit”
“Which one”
Marc garneau”
“Oh fuck miss me with that”
Marc garneau by Palacethrasher October 22, 2018
When you are so miserable that you devote your life to making everyone around you miserable. Sucking the air and causing damage wherever you go.
Gosh my old boss was such a Garceau, I am so much happier now that I am not dealing with them anymore!
Garceau by 4MED February 9, 2023
usually blond haired blue eyed whores that think the world revolves around them
God, COLLEEN is such a gareau who fucks anything thats willing.
The space between a woman's butthole and vagina.
Lizzi: Ew, I had the worst night last night
Fredrick: Ahh, why?
Lizzi: My boyfriend was trying to eat me out, but he was just licking my garneau
Garneau by dontlickmygarneau October 27, 2010
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