garple 

An instrument using gerple hair, is usually pruple.

It is made with a base similar to a flute, but the end has a piece of silicone that you must keep moist using oil.

It makes a "glerphlerglepglerp" sound.

Person 1: "Do you know what a garple is?
Person 2: "What the fuck"

garple by glubbert November 4, 2023

gargle me 

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

gargle me by versions hype house December 3, 2020

gapplebees 

When you race someone and win by so much you Gap them hence GAPPLEBEES

My truck will take you're little toy to gapplebees any day of the week

gapplebees by SauciiTrash September 15, 2020

Gargle Status 

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.

If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!

Gargle Status by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010

Gaple Syrup 

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

Gaple Syrup by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.

Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.

Gapplesoft by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 

An alcoholic drink described in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.

Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Sun deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphour.

Add an olive.

Drink ... but ... very carefully ...

(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.)

--Douglas Adams

"Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty-ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia."

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster by Encaitare June 14, 2005