When you think you have a fast car, but it is in fact a slow turd, and have so many counties put on you in a race that it is so pathetic the actual winner of the race feels bad and takes you out for dinner.
by ThatDudeTookMeToGapplebees June 30, 2018
Get the Gapplebee's mug.A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.
by Noiren October 21, 2018
Get the The Applebee's Rule mug.When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.
If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.
What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.
What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016
Get the AppleBee's Boy mug.A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.
Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.
Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
by projectmantis September 28, 2008
Get the mobile applebee's mug.by The Word of the Lord aka mertz n flip May 13, 2005
Get the Applebee's mug.Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.
I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010
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