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Garmadon
Garmadon by Songbird6768 July 9, 2018
Garmasutra
When an individuals wardrobe is so extensive and of such high quality that anyone who looks upon it will transcend into a state of tantric bliss.
"Jheeeeze! His Polo collection was so fire that my eyes rolled back in my head fam, utter Garmasutra g"
Garmasutra by Roryjbbrown May 29, 2016
Lord Garmadon
Lord Garmadon is Also known as Hitler's best friend and co-founder of racism. One of the first masters of Spinjitzu.
Lord Garmadon by Gamy3232 November 25, 2022
garmuc
garmuc:
–noun
1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe semen on
Pronunciation: "GAr-mUK"
Garmuc is the word "cum-rag" spelled backwards. Many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. Often times it is easier for one male to say to another "I left my garmuc out!" instead of "cum rag".
–noun
1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe semen on
Pronunciation: "GAr-mUK"
Garmuc is the word "cum-rag" spelled backwards. Many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. Often times it is easier for one male to say to another "I left my garmuc out!" instead of "cum rag".
lord garmadon
Best villain of Ninjago. Carries the entire show with four arms. LITERALLY! Has a crybaby twink son.
lord garmadon by Ninjago45677 April 4, 2021
Lloyd Garmadon
"...the face of Eros, the power of the gods, the playful innocence of a puppy and the mischievous nature of a dryad."
Lloyd Garmadon by ayaa September 30, 2020
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