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1. a monkey thats extremely grimy, smelly and nasty

2. one who eminates the definition of a dirrty ninja
Khushbu: Yo fatass, take a bath, you smell like a garauv!
garauv by Vidit June 20, 2007
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garauntee 

An unconditional commitment that something will not happen or that something is false; scam method.
"There is garauntee that they are not lying" (They are lying)
Is very annoying and is very fat and eats a lot of Indian food but is very bad at doing his job
Garanveer

why arent u doing your work
Garanveer by Imurmom604 August 14, 2019

garavito_milk_shot 

when a lonely cholo beats his dick to the death and pretends its the last second in a soccer game--gooooaaaaalllllll..........And tried to make the money shot in the basket (his mouth)
garavito_milk_shot
garavito_milk_shot by mgaravito January 29, 2009
garavi is one of the best people you could ever find out there. if you ever meet a garavi shes probably that one in a million that you have never found. very kind and beautiful and will always be your best friend
omg is that garavi over there!?

yeah thats like my bestie
garavi by yourphenomenalfriend July 22, 2022
garavi is the best. garavi is perfect. if you ever meet a garavi you just HAVE to always let them know that they are the best cause they really are. garavis are keepers and garavis will always be the one you appreciate most. meeting a garavi is one of the best things thats ever happened.
yo have you met a garavi!?
yeah, theyre the best!
garavi by yourextravagantfriend August 13, 2022

Garavogue session 

When you go to the garavogue nightclub polluted drunk, shift a bird in the toilets, finger her mate on the dance floor and get thrown out by the bouncers for fighting her brother.
Had a garavogue session the other night in Sligo. Ended up woth a black eye, bird's phone number and fishy fingers
Garavogue session by Sligo cat March 6, 2025
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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