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1. a monkey thats extremely grimy, smelly and nasty

2. one who eminates the definition of a dirrty ninja
Khushbu: Yo fatass, take a bath, you smell like a garauv!
garauv by Vidit June 20, 2007
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garauntee 

An unconditional commitment that something will not happen or that something is false; scam method.
"There is garauntee that they are not lying" (They are lying)
Is very annoying and is very fat and eats a lot of Indian food but is very bad at doing his job
Garanveer

why arent u doing your work
Garanveer by Imurmom604 August 14, 2019

garavito_milk_shot 

when a lonely cholo beats his dick to the death and pretends its the last second in a soccer game--gooooaaaaalllllll..........And tried to make the money shot in the basket (his mouth)
garavito_milk_shot
garavito_milk_shot by mgaravito January 29, 2009
garavi is one of the best people you could ever find out there. if you ever meet a garavi shes probably that one in a million that you have never found. very kind and beautiful and will always be your best friend
omg is that garavi over there!?

yeah thats like my bestie
garavi by yourphenomenalfriend July 22, 2022
garavi is the best. garavi is perfect. if you ever meet a garavi you just HAVE to always let them know that they are the best cause they really are. garavis are keepers and garavis will always be the one you appreciate most. meeting a garavi is one of the best things thats ever happened.
yo have you met a garavi!?
yeah, theyre the best!
garavi by yourextravagantfriend August 13, 2022

Garavogue session 

When you go to the garavogue nightclub polluted drunk, shift a bird in the toilets, finger her mate on the dance floor and get thrown out by the bouncers for fighting her brother.
Had a garavogue session the other night in Sligo. Ended up woth a black eye, bird's phone number and fishy fingers
Garavogue session by Sligo cat March 6, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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