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garmadon porn 

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok
garmadon porn by Mr. Garm May 24, 2023

Lord Garmadon

Lord Garmadon is Also known as Hitler's best friend and co-founder of racism. One of the first masters of Spinjitzu.
Guy1: Did you see Lord Garmadon in that speech?
Guy2: The guy from 1939?
Lord Garmadon by Gamy3232 November 25, 2022

lord garmadon

Best villain of Ninjago. Carries the entire show with four arms. LITERALLY! Has a crybaby twink son.
Lord Garmadon can totally make anyone fold!
lord garmadon by Ninjago45677 April 4, 2021

Lloyd Garmadon 

"...the face of Eros, the power of the gods, the playful innocence of a puppy and the mischievous nature of a dryad."
Lloyd Garmadon is being defined as an angel.
Lloyd Garmadon by ayaa September 30, 2020

Sons of garmadon 

A weird ass gang from ninjago , they tried resurecting the coolest ass villain ever. Also they broke the oni masks and I swear the are trying to get their asses kicked , looking at you , ultra violet.
person 1 : who is your favorite member from sons of garmadon ?

Person 2 : Propably Mr E concidering he can't talk.
Sons of garmadon by Gh0stGr1n July 12, 2022

Lloyd Garmodon

He's a fucking pussy. But he has a nice ass ;)
I destroyed Lloyd Garmodon sexually last week
Lloyd Garmodon by D A V E May 6, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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