Garglefunkel 

When trying to describe something so CRAZY and ANNOYING and MESSED UP, that the only word left in language, is GARGLEFUNKEL.

"My phone is just so garglefunkel lately!"

Garglefunkel by cajaro June 23, 2013

GargleFunk 

Something that you might hear a stoner say.

"Hey tye, whats shakin'?"

"GargleFunk, bitch!"

GargleFunk by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

Garglefunk 

When you jizz, shit, piss, yawn, sneeze, fart, burp, and throw up at the same time. Than you put it in a blender and shove into your girlfriend's vagina. If you don't have a girlfriend stick it up your ass.

I garglefunked this girl and she said, "thanks"

One time I was giving head to a guy and he garglefunked on me. I later fucked him some more cause i like garglefunking.

Please, garglefunk me.

Garglefunk by Bilbo fucking baggins December 17, 2006

Garglefunk 

The slimy residue that resides on the back of your throat/tongue after rinsing/gargling your mouth out with an antiseptic mouthwash.

"Dude, I swear, every time I use that listerine, I've got garglefunk hanging in the back of my throat."

Garglefunk by KinkyKitKat15 February 15, 2012

garglefungle 

Garglefungle is a name for those creepy and extremely scuffed Garfield plushies.

Garglefungle is love, Garglefungle is life.

garglefungle by Frendo December 3, 2023