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spunk gargler 

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.
No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again
spunk gargler by Nick T W January 30, 2008
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Fuckjuice Gargler 

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.
What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?
Fuckjuice Gargler by Flaminsane January 1, 2010

Lard gargler 

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.
"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"
Lard gargler by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

goo gargler

A person who performs oral sex on a man & swallows
the semen when he ejaculates.
I've heard rumor's that she's a real goo gargler!
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.
goo gargler by L Rocker June 11, 2006

Stink Finger Gargler 

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.
Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

plum gargler 

one who gargles plums, ie gargling balls or testicles. One must make the gargling sound whilst gargling.

usually people who perform such acts are of low quality.
that guy is a bit of a plum gargler, he likes the balls in his mouth.
plum gargler by mother flip August 29, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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