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A cat who needs a good meal but the dammed pooch always gets in his way.
John: Why are you such a bad kitty cat Garfief?

Garfief: It wasnt me who ate that lasaga it was the furball.
Garfief by FatFiend.com October 22, 2016
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To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.
After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!
Garfeild by Jerry July 17, 2003

garfenfunkel 

It is the taste after throwing up that lingers in your mouth.
The worst part of throwing up is the garfenfunkel!
garfenfunkel by Word dummy April 9, 2020
that fat cat created by Jim Daves who eats lasagna and what you call any orange cat
person 1 :that cat look like garfeild

person 2 fr
garfeild by herobean5836 April 29, 2022

Garfeild_commentary 

Garfeild_commentary is a ball enthusiast
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026