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Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.
Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?
Garette by LillithM. September 16, 2013
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The "garette" is a term that appeared in the mid-2000s in Canada (mostly in Quebec), that shortly replace "Cigarette", a too long word for what it is. To pronounce: "Gow-rette".
Hey dude, that garette was so good that i need to smoke another one...!
Garette by frankee58 June 8, 2010
one "Have you seen my god Garette" two "Who?" one "B*TCH ITS WOMAN GARFIELD"
Garette by PENSYEHNH February 10, 2022
Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
grettel by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017

The GazettE 

The Gazette (ガゼット) is a Japanese band of the rock genre. The band was formed in early 2002.

Background information
Origin: Japan
Genre: Visual Kei
Years active: 2002–present
Label: PS Company

Members
Ruki: Vocals
Uruha: Guitar
Aoi: Guitar
Reita: Bass guitar
Kai: Drums

Former members
Yune: ex-drummer
There is no example for The GazettE. It is simply a band.
The GazettE by Das Kühl Ninja June 28, 2007
The most awesome jrock band in the history of the world: the GazettE. Started 10 March 2002 and currently signed to PS Company and Sony Music, the band is made up of Kai (drums), Reita (bass), Aoi (guitar), Uruha (guitar), and Ruki (vocals). These five men are not only extremely musically skilled, they produce some of the finest music on the planet, are such sweet, kind, caring people, and are also really, really sexy.
Person 1: Oh, whose concert should I go see this weekend?
Person 2: Go see the GazettE, duh! Who else?
GazettE by DokuritsuENZO November 26, 2010

Whore's gazette 

An English Sunday called "News of the World"
Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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