gardnering 

Looking things up in urban dictionary because you are bored.

He spent all day gardnering instead of doing his work.

gardnering by freakyg64 June 23, 2016

garbering 

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.

For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?

garbering by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

Lardnering 

When someone is a compulsive liar, a capper or kaptain krunchin'

Bro you lardnering right now, that didn't happen.

Lardnering by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011

Gardening sucks 

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

Gardening at night 

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

Gardening at night by Laertes513 February 17, 2015