gardnering
gardnering by freakyg64 June 23, 2016
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garbering
To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.
garbering by Mister Andre March 9, 2017
Lardnering
Lardnering by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021
Gutter gardening
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
Gardening Olympics
The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.
Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011
Gardening sucks
Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.
guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"
Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017
Gardening at night
The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.
Gardening at night by Laertes513 February 17, 2015
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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