garden-stated
Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.
garden-stated by ShawnL June 11, 2007
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Garden State Snorter
A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter
Garden State Snorter by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022
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garden state parkway
Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.
And no one calls it the GSP.
And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.
New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
garden state parkway by dts. August 19, 2009
Garden State ending
When the person you've spent themost amazing weekend with decides to stay with you instead of going back to their old life/city.
"Where's Declan? Haven't seen him in a while." "Oh, he pulled a Garden State ending with that girl from back home."
Garden State ending by ellvee February 8, 2015
Garden State
1. New Jersey's state name
2. A great and quirky independent film that turned out to be a surprising hit.
2. A great and quirky independent film that turned out to be a surprising hit.
Garden State by Kyle May 13, 2005
GARDEN STATE
Going back to that imaginary place we all call home to find out who we are. Only to find you and so much more. Meet old friends, stumble upon love, and letting go.
Simply feeling again.
Simply feeling again.
GARDEN STATE by ASHE March 17, 2005
garden state
An absolutely amazing film that was written, directed, and starred in by Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Ian Holm, and Peter Saarsgard also starred. The movie is beautiful in every meaning of the word, and is extremely real and intimate. It is also funny and is shot perfectly.
The soundtrack also contains WONDERFUL music by The Shins, Frou Frou, Remy Zero, Zero 7, Iron and Wine, and Coldplay, among others. Perfect.
The soundtrack also contains WONDERFUL music by The Shins, Frou Frou, Remy Zero, Zero 7, Iron and Wine, and Coldplay, among others. Perfect.
garden state by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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