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garden weed by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018
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weed the garden
waxing or shaving one's pubic hair so that none is left.
like how when you weed the garden, you don't want any weeds left; you wax, you don't want any hair left.
like how when you weed the garden, you don't want any weeds left; you wax, you don't want any hair left.
the other day, my best friend Carolyn and I were waiting for my hot tub to heat up. i noticed that my backyard had a bunch of weeds in it, so i decided to weed the garden. she helped me. as we worked, i looked down and realized that i either needed to trim the bushes or weed the garden. so i was like "damn, i need to weed the bushes." and she was like "we are, dumbass." and i was like "no, i need to wax my pubic hair, i look like a caveman."
weed the garden by missybobisssayyy March 12, 2009
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weed the garden
To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
weed the garden by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Garden of Weedin
1. Accidentally stumbling into the mother-load of all Marijuana crops.
2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.
2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.
Person 1. "OMFG! We just found the garden of weedin!"
Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"
Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"
Garden of Weedin by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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