garbage dick

Garbage dick is a name you call someone who will fuck anything with 2 legs and a pulse. He has no standards and it will be apparent after you see the nasty bitches that he's hooked up with.

Brian: "Did you see that hot piece of ass I just got with?"

Justin: "Damn dude, I think that girl was passed out...and 16...and part monkey...you're such a garbage dick"

Brian: "I know, I'm the man!"

by Justin Jones August 31, 2008

garbage dick

The result of entering a cock garage

"Wow, I really wish i didn't hook up with that cock garage last night, Im almost positive i have garbage dick now."

by Turnbull September 4, 2006

garage dick

A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.

Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.

by BIGG LOGG June 21, 2014

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021

Dick Garage

A vagina. Synonymous with lady cave, beaver, hairy taco etc

man i'd like to park my man sausage in her dick garage

by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011

dick garage

a nice warm place to park your dick

Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?

by dustin January 8, 2004

dick garage

the fleshy meat sock surrounding a dog's penis.

Hammerdog's dick garage is dangling like a Mexican hammock today.

Wow, look at the dick garage on that Great Dane....its like a furry elephant trunk.

by SoloBros August 25, 2010