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garbage dick 

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Garbage dick is a name you call someone who will fuck anything with 2 legs and a pulse. He has no standards and it will be apparent after you see the nasty bitches that he's hooked up with.
Brian: "Did you see that hot piece of ass I just got with?"

Justin: "Damn dude, I think that girl was passed out...and 16...and part monkey...you're such a garbage dick"

Brian: "I know, I'm the man!"
garbage dick by Justin Jones August 31, 2008
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garbage dick 

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The result of entering a cock garage
"Wow, I really wish i didn't hook up with that cock garage last night, Im almost positive i have garbage dick now."
garbage dick by Turnbull September 4, 2006
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garage dick

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A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.
Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.
garage dick by BIGG LOGG June 21, 2014
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Garage Dick

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When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.
My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.
Garage Dick by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021
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Dick Garage 

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A vagina. Synonymous with lady cave, beaver, hairy taco etc
man i'd like to park my man sausage in her dick garage
Dick Garage by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011
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dick garage 

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a nice warm place to park your dick
Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?
dick garage by dustin January 8, 2004
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dick garage 

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the fleshy meat sock surrounding a dog's penis.
Hammerdog's dick garage is dangling like a Mexican hammock today.

Wow, look at the dick garage on that Great Dane....its like a furry elephant trunk.
dick garage by SoloBros August 25, 2010
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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