dustin's definitions

kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

mallrats

A movie that doesn't get the credit that it desearves. One of Kevin Smith's best movies

Would you like a chololate cover pretsel

by Dustin July 16, 2004

Bizzou

1. Can be used to describe a female companion lovingly.

2. Derogatory name for a whiny female

1. Me and my Bizzou are going to grub.

2. Shut up, Bizzou!

by Dustin December 17, 2003

Fire Water

What come out of your ass after eating too much spicy food.

After eating that habanero pepper, Dawneen was shitting fire water.

by Dustin February 18, 2005

spaztastic

the condition of being so spectacular it induces spazing

You're marrying a playboy model dad? That's spaztastic!

by Dustin January 20, 2004

oklahoma

A state that is actually not as bad as people think. Tulsa and OKC are a good size for a city with being too big like houston. The only thing country about most of the peopleis the attitude, and that is regarding to being friendly and waving to people(although as with everywhere some people are just dicks). Also the home state of the flaming lips.

"Man oklahoma gets a lot of good music,(especially at the stillwater bars{mike's college bar never let's down with their musical acts}).
"Yeah, except for that black eye Hanson put on it.

by Dustin April 3, 2005

chin butter

semen on one's face.

Man, I just gave that chick some chin butter.

by Dustin February 18, 2005