glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 03, 2003

laforge

Complete and utter duetch bag

Hey, stop acting like laforge

by Dustin February 02, 2004

Bizzou

1. Can be used to describe a female companion lovingly.

2. Derogatory name for a whiny female

1. Me and my Bizzou are going to grub.

2. Shut up, Bizzou!

by Dustin December 18, 2003

schmuck

metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up

Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!

by Dustin April 11, 2005

nizzle

A word white people should never use.

Whitey: Fo Shizzle my Nizzle
Black Ron: Wha you jus say, cracka?
Whitey: I saaay Fo SHIZZLE my NIZZ...
(gun shots)

by Dustin March 08, 2005

Penis

"hotdog"

My how this penis tastes good with katsup.

by Dustin November 06, 2002

sociology

Study in society, that possibly can be best used in the corrections system.

I am a soc. major and I am focusing on the prison system and more specifically drug offenders. I believe treatment whould be the first option seeing as it is less espensive than the prison system and has shown to be more effective because of less repeat offenders.

by Dustin April 04, 2005