Gandelf 

To be "Gandelf'd" - To be on constant 'lock-down' and be at risk to be attacked by a family figure with a slipper

OMFG - That Kid just got Gandelf'd

Gandelf by 012345 July 1, 2008

Gandelf 

The act of not talking on your microphone on Ventrilo; This can be due to several un-explained reasons or continuous procrastination - Possibly also due to the fact there's a slipper hanging right next to their ear while on Ventrilo - The holder being a parental figure.

Man, Stop being a Gandelf.

Why you being so gandelfy?

Gandelf by 0123456 July 6, 2008

Gandalf the cat 

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023

gundelf 

A gundelf is the act of When a small child falls into a gorilla pit... and the gorilla gets shot.

"Oh shit, did you hear about that 'gundelf' on the news"
"Na fam"

gundelf by Roomsterman June 5, 2016

Dirty Gandalf 

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf 

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

gandelman 

a super cool guy with a penchant for fit birds, techno vikings and cute dogs. usually to be found hanging out in alternative bars or hummus joints.

wow i wish my man was a gandelman

gandelman by happycore80 August 11, 2010