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Gandelf

To be "Gandelf'd" - To be on constant 'lock-down' and be at risk to be attacked by a family figure with a slipper
OMFG - That Kid just got Gandelf'd
by 012345 July 1, 2008
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Gandelf

The act of not talking on your microphone on Ventrilo; This can be due to several un-explained reasons or continuous procrastination - Possibly also due to the fact there's a slipper hanging right next to their ear while on Ventrilo - The holder being a parental figure.
Man, Stop being a Gandelf.

Why you being so gandelfy?
by 0123456 July 6, 2008
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Gandalf the cat

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023
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gundelf

A gundelf is the act of When a small child falls into a gorilla pit... and the gorilla gets shot.
"Oh shit, did you hear about that 'gundelf' on the news"
"Na fam"
by Roomsterman June 5, 2016
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Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
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Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017
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gandelman

a super cool guy with a penchant for fit birds, techno vikings and cute dogs. usually to be found hanging out in alternative bars or hummus joints.
wow i wish my man was a gandelman
by happycore80 August 11, 2010
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