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Galories 

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories
Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.

Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.
Galories by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
Word of the Day on May 18, 2017

glorify your paper route 

Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.
" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"
To perform vigorous, dedicated oral sex on a person and/or object. The act must involve the throat, with no hesitation. The term was originated by a prostitute with no teeth attempting to say "I swallow gloriously." She unknowingly had started the phrase and also earned the nickname, "Swallow Galoris."
I don't care if she swallows galoris! I'm not paying for her cab ride over here.
Galoris by SWerVE417 June 2, 2017
To feel pleasure by using your hand.
I just glorify this morning!!
Glorify by 69saltybae January 27, 2018

Glorifying the Entrepreneur 

Term used to describe a submissive sexual act performed by an individual who identifies as Proud Boy on an alpha male.
"Hey John, what were you doing in that public urinal for 3 hours last night?", "I was glorifying the Entrepreneur, can you pass me a wet wipe?".

People glorifying surprise reveals in the United States of America 

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People glorifying surprise reveals in the United States of America
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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