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To perform vigorous, dedicated oral sex on a person and/or object. The act must involve the throat, with no hesitation. The term was originated by a prostitute with no teeth attempting to say "I swallow gloriously." She unknowingly had started the phrase and also earned the nickname, "Swallow Galoris."
I don't care if she swallows galoris! I'm not paying for her cab ride over here.
Galoris by SWerVE417 June 2, 2017
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(adj) Very intense and powerful, but short lived.

Named after the French mathematician Évariste Galois who invented a branch of mathematics and fought in the French military, but died by the age of 20 in a duel.
Dude, that party was so Galois!! Too bad the cops busted it up.
Galois by berzerkeley May 15, 2009

Old Gloris 

What it is called when you are still excessively proud of a past accomplishment.
"I won the school spelling bee in 5th grade."

"cough *old gloris* cough."
Old Gloris by ashley December 6, 2003

Galories 

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories
Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.

Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.
Galories by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
Short sentence or sequence of English words that are seemingly nonsensical, that somehow become commonsense and logical
Lame dupe overpayer. This is a Gaborism for someone that pays more than they should for a particular service
Gaborism by Heymarky June 25, 2008
Kellner Gabor religion. It's long forgotten and it wants to achieve peace and harmony in Szécseny.
Guy1: What is your religion?
Guy2: My religion is atheist
Guy1: Bruh. Convert to gaborism.
Gaborism by PenisBizon January 7, 2022

Old Gloris 

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.
Old Gloris by old man December 9, 2003