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To perform vigorous, dedicated oral sex on a person and/or object. The act must involve the throat, with no hesitation. The term was originated by a prostitute with no teeth attempting to say "I swallow gloriously." She unknowingly had started the phrase and also earned the nickname, "Swallow Galoris."
I don't care if she swallows galoris! I'm not paying for her cab ride over here.
Galoris by SWerVE417 June 2, 2017
Words you can keep
(adj) Very intense and powerful, but short lived.

Named after the French mathematician Évariste Galois who invented a branch of mathematics and fought in the French military, but died by the age of 20 in a duel.
Dude, that party was so Galois!! Too bad the cops busted it up.
Galois by berzerkeley May 15, 2009

Old Gloris 

What it is called when you are still excessively proud of a past accomplishment.
"I won the school spelling bee in 5th grade."

"cough *old gloris* cough."
Old Gloris by ashley December 6, 2003

Galories 

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories
Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.

Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.
Galories by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
Word of the Day on May 18, 2017
Short sentence or sequence of English words that are seemingly nonsensical, that somehow become commonsense and logical
Lame dupe overpayer. This is a Gaborism for someone that pays more than they should for a particular service
Gaborism by Heymarky June 25, 2008
Kellner Gabor religion. It's long forgotten and it wants to achieve peace and harmony in Szécseny.
Guy1: What is your religion?
Guy2: My religion is atheist
Guy1: Bruh. Convert to gaborism.
Gaborism by PenisBizon January 7, 2022

Old Gloris 

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.
Old Gloris by old man December 9, 2003
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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