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gahrfeld 

how a dumbass spells garfield
guy on internet: gahrfeld
other guy: its garfield
guy on internet: oh ok
gahrfeld by unfunnyboywithagun November 24, 2020
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Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021
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Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-
Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi
Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

Garfeldi 

Garfeldi
Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death
Garfeldi by Whomesty July 10, 2022
A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed
"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"
garfeld by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022

garfeld the cat

a very cool and handsome guy who is very likeable and awesome and has amazong art skills and attracts every woman ever because of how hot he is (very hot)
Man, that garfeld the cat guy is very cool and hot.

Garfeldi 

Garfeldi is the person you hear calling your name when no one actually did.
Example : Person 1 ''what does Garfeldi do?''
Person 2 ''IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS HE IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF''.
Garfeldi by IdiotRaccoon June 11, 2023
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