gahool

someone who goofs up

you fuckin gahool

by gahool September 29, 2013

guardians of gahool

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.

Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"

by the new michael bay April 3, 2015

guhool

THE NAME OF THE MOST COOLEST GUY EVER AND HE TOUCHES GRASS 1-2 TIMES A DAY.

oh god
no
for real
just like
lets go touch some grass guhool.

by guhool February 25, 2022

gahoot

an idiot. someone who does stupid stuff in attempt to be funny, but they are not funny. they only embarrass themselves.

the kid tried so hard to make friends but everyone thought he was just a gahoot.

by BaF22 May 2, 2007

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017

The Flying Gahooch

a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.

Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?

*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry

by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 1, 2019

ghool

a really cool and reasonable guy

Wow, tom is such a ghool. we should totally rim him up

by elcomandate September 17, 2018