Guy 1: "Hé i'm Dirk".
Guy 2: "Hé i'm Murray".
Guy 2: "Are you a GAGFI"?!!!
Guy 1: "A what"????
Guy 2: "Yeah man!!. You give a gay first impression".
Guy 1: "NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!"

GAGFI by Spilox October 1, 2008

gagfuck

Making one puke on your cock by the act of fucking them in the mouth very hard until they do so.

I gagfucked your grandmother and when i pulled out my cock was green.

gagfuck by mandudeguy January 18, 2005

gagfoot

To gagfoot - The act of taking a picture with your camera phone and sending it as a picture message to your profile on gagfoot.com.

"That's such a crazy-looking dog. I have to gagfoot him."

"Hang on - let me get a picture. I want to gagfoot you guys."

"This food looks fabulous. Let me gagfoot it."

gagfoot by Krystal Phoenix August 29, 2007

gagfi

gives a gay first impression

Dude that simon is a gagfi

gagfi by ShadyJoe April 9, 2003

gagfy

Good and good for you.

"Want a donut?"
"Sure! They are so gagfy, after all."

gagfy by RS. November 20, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026