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Grimoire 

A grimoire is a book that contains magic spells to invoke spirits, angels, demons and demigods into our plane of existence. The skilled magician calls forth these entities to usually make them do their bidding. A grimoire should not be taken lightly. Though it is complete with a guide for the rituals, none but an experienced magician should use it. Grimoires usually possess hazy information which is to confuse and discourage the inexperienced. There are many grimoires found around the world. They are even published and can be ordered online nowadays.

One of the most well known grimoires is the Grimoire of Armadel
The mage held the grimoire and uttered the spell solemnly.
Grimoire by SpicaSinistra January 25, 2015
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Geribide 

Pronounced: "Geh-REE-buh-deh"

An informal command requesting the disposal of something.

A corruption of "Get rid of it"
Wife: "Do you want this leftover hamburger?"

Hispanic husband: "No. Geribide."
Geribide by CorPoop December 27, 2011

grimoire 

A book used to evoke spirits, particularly demons.
The dipshit opened the grimoire and got a hot load of demon all over his terror-stricken face.
grimoire by ISUCKASS August 30, 2003

Grimoire 

Is the alternate name for being "not too manly" means being gay
OHH LOOK! Pringlezz is being Grimoire!
Grimoire by mrenglishmuffin August 16, 2018
An alternative to the Quebecois French swear word "Ciboire". Basically means fuck.
Giboire de tabernak!
giboire by ChanMan111 October 11, 2022

Grimoire 

A particular kind of arcane spellbook consisting of 13 or more spells and totalling at least 1200 MP (Mana Power). Only for the most elite of wizards.

(This definition is courtesy of the University of the Advanced Wizards Witnesses of Muinch, or UAWWM)
'Say, That's a nice grimoire you've got there.'
'Thanks! I plan to participate in much wizardous mischief making use of the 13 spells I've got.'
Grimoire by DallinJohnsonIndiana January 9, 2024
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